When you look like Channing Tatum, women will literally pay you to hump their faces.
Once you start laughing, it's pretty much non-stop from there. Alright, there wasn't a lot of upscale entertainment behind Magic Mike to begin with, but when you start taking it scene by brutal scene, it gets downright ridiculous.
Young stripper who has a drug problem? Check. We can deal with that. Beefy Tarzan stripper. A little difficult to swallow (gulp), but, yeah. OK. Stripper dreaming of starting his own furniture business. Awwwright. Strippers discussing the stock market? Mmmkay. We're getting a little antsy here, folks!
The best news? We're going back for more! Magic Mike XXL opens in theaters extra early for the holiday weekend. Like, tonight in select theaters to keep the horn dogs happy. So, there's that.
Enjoy the Screen Junkies Honest Trailer!